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Done in flash of voldemort and the death eaters taking it upon themselves to create a great christmas

'Twas night before Christmas, and all Hogwarts slept,
Not even Filch down the corridors crept.
The stockings hung, the trees owl-decked,
Iggy's mistletoe on Snape's door: all checked.

The students were nestled snug in their beds,
Blissfully snoring all four of House Heads,
Lupin had finished a night's worth of prowling,
Old Fluffy finally quit with his howling,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
It made every stone in the old castle chatter!
Headmaster Dumbledore took just one peek -
The scene he beheld made his old knees go weak...

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Shone on the Dark Lord, his minions in tow.
"Merlin", he thought, "I should quit butterbeer!
Is that a sleigh pulled by... reindeer?!"

With a little old driver, so lively and quick
(Yes, I know it's Wormtail - I'm not THAT thick!)
All masked and hooded the Death Eaters came,
The Dark Lord then turned and called them by name:

"Now Lucius! now, Bella! now, Alecto and Crouch!
On, Amycus! Rabastan! Macnair! Don't slouch!
To the Gryffindor tower! To the Hufflepuff hall!
Ravenclaws, Slytherins... Get to them all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
Most collided mid-air (Peter got a black eye!)
Then, finally, up to the turrets they flew...
Laden with Bott's beans and Zonko's stuff too.

Then, in a twinkling, was heard on the roof
The sound of footsteps (DEs have no hoofs).
Wand at the ready, the Headmaster leapt...
Dark Lord himself out of fireplace stepped.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
(Is that a smudge or dried blood on his boot?)
The air in the chamber did stir and then crackle
As Dark Lord approached the old man with a cackle.

His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
(A Dark Lord with DIMPLES?! Oh Merlin, that's scary!)
And, as Albus pondered which hex to produce,
He reached in his robes and pulled out... Polyjuice?!

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
A red hat above, bushy white beard beneath -
(Take a seat, darlings, and a deep breath, because...)
The Dark Lord now looked like that Muggle St Claus!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
(Chances are, the next day he'll Avada himself)
Poor speechless Albus barely managed to blink
As Dark-Lord-turned-Santa stepped up with a wink.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Presenting Headmaster two socks with a smirk,
Then, shouldering oversized green velvet sack,
Dark Lord left the bulding with a single loud 'CRACK!'

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
(I'll bet my Time-Turner it made Malfoy bristle!),
Albus blew him a kiss ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to you, Tom!" Dear gods, what a night...
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Pandasftuw Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
you are effin laughable
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
Well, this is supposed to be funny so thank you very much :D
Pandasftuw Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
What Don't you fucking understand!? Member for 2 years Fuck sake man you're amauter! i've been at digital art for a week and am already better than this shit
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
First of all, make some flash videos and then we'll compare, second of all, again, it's a joke. Does this video look remotely serious to you?
Pandasftuw Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
damn right its a fucking joke
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
Yes, your swearing TOTALLY insults me. OMG she's saying fuck!
Pandasftuw Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
cba with you lame harry potter tard
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
Lol~ Nice. xDD
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009
and it took me 40 hours to animate
Holy Cow.

Holllllllly cow. o_o

Worth it in the end though. C:
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009
somewhat, not animating in a LOOOOONG time.

Never doubt the awesomeness of disney animators
hemophobianessticity Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
Heh, I might not animate ever. d:

witchsmart Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
Very nice! Was this the Slytherin calender entry? (hasn't checked the forums yet)
phoenixfyre6967 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
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December 25, 2009
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